BearShark

Consider this "my" contribution to Shark Week. Animation by Harry Partridge.

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Robocop Bear

B.A. Bearacus

The Battlestar Bears Learn About Cylons

The Battlestar Bears Learn About Cylons

Finally Brother Bear and Sister Bear are doing something worthwhile. And Edward James Olmos' Admiral Adama makes one hell of bear.

Caldwell Tanner teases me with entertaining bedtime reading for my kids and then snatches it all alway with his Five Sci-Fi Children's Books parodies at College Humor. Someone please write these.

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Goodnight Forest Moon

Alien Vs. Pooh

Inappropriate Little Golden Books
Curious George Learns A Hard Lesson About Desire

If Ikea Made Instructions For Everything

You've probably already seen this by now, but I don't care, it still makes me laugh. God, how I hate Ikea. (Caldwell Tanner for College Humor)

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Two Girls, One-Up

Daddy, Can I Have Herpes?

Hot Chair-on-Chair Action

When You Wish Upon A Star, Makes No Difference Who You Are. Got That?

Geppetto: "You're just confused because your a boy trapped inside a puppet's body."
Pinocchio: "No, I'm a girl trapped inside a boy's body, trapped inside a puppet's body."

(Pinocchio Has Gender Issues from College Humor. Link via Cartoon Brew)

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Steamnocchio

Ginocchio And Winnie the Pope

Big Cartoon Hunter

If Superheroes Were Hipsters

It's the Super Annoying Friends! More of Caldwell Tanner's heroes at College Humor. (Link via Techland)

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Hulk Late For Work!
Mr. Tee & Little Miss Wonder
Holy Single Ladies, Batman!

The Muppets Name Etymology

I never realized that The Muppets were so well categorized as demonstrated by Jeff Rubin and Caldwell Tanner's venn diagram on College Humor. Though I can't believe any human is called Elmo.  (Link via The Daily What, by way of John Farrier.)

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Muppets Kick Ass
Wokka Wakka Wonka
It's Not Easy Being An American Psycho

They're Always After Me Lucky Charms!

Silly kids, leprechauns are crazy dangerous. (College Humor via The Daily What)

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The Breakfast Cereal Club
Cereal Killers
They're After Me Losty Charms!

Duck Hunt Behind-the-Scenes

There's a reason Duck Hunt could be so frustrating. It's trying to be. (College Humor via Neatogeek)

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Duck Hunter S. Thompson
Nintendo Skull and Crossbones
Space Invaders Make Good Eatin'

Unanswered Lost Questions

"A quick retrospective on some of the teeny-tiny loose ends yet to be tied up or, if you didn't watch the show, the rantings of a lunatic."

I had told myself that Lost had only left a few big questions unanswered in the finale and that it was necessary to complete the story. Watching this shows the entire show is built on unanswered questions. Still, I don't care. It's funny too. (College Humor via Nik at Nite.)

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Lost, Re-enacted By Cats
Loved And Lost
Lost's Last Supper 

Urban Legend ER

I knew a guy named John who flashed his car lights at someone to turn on their lights — and the driver killed him. It was some sort of gang initiation. Poor Bob. Once while he was on vacation he woke up in a bath full of ice and it turned out someone had removed one of his kidneys. True story. (Link via Miss Cellania)

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The Odyssey of Chuck Norris
The Birth Of Ginger
FMyLife: Greek Mythology

Galactic Empire State Of Mind

He's got 99 problems but a Jedi ain't one. It's nice to see Darth Vader breaking out of his normal deep-breathing, Admiral-strangling self. Even Sith lords need to evolve with the time. (Tee via Shirtoid; video via College Humour)

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Klenginem: Eminem Meets Klingon
Star Fiction
Death Star Disco Inferno

Turtle Power!

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Raphael: I couldn't think of anything, so I just stabbed him. With my sais.
Donatello: No puns, or anything?
Raphael: Ah, no. Just stabbing.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tired of repeat offenders.

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It's Pizza Time, Picasso!
Hatchling Mutant Ninja Turtles
Youthful, Abnormal, Japanese Assassin Kitchen Appliances

The Video Game Bosses' Lament

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"I didn't say an army had breached our defences and was rushing towards my fortress, no. I didn't say that, did I? I said an intruder, an, one, one guy. One guy has been killing you all by the hundreds... I want to know how you could all be so incompetent?"

Seems the video game bosses are hiring from the same temp pool as Bond villains. They never learn to attack together. (College Humor via The Zeray Gazette)

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Mario's Mass Grave
The Ultimate Combo
Space Invaders Make Good Eatin'

I Always Feel Like Google Is Watching Me

Google Earth Guys
The Google Street View guys are back from taking pictures of every street in the world. Now to photograph the entire planet from every angle at every latitude. No problem. (Link via Dan Meth)

Here is the original, to get you up to speed.




Google Street View Guys
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Pulp Fiction vs. Google Wave
Cyborg Sex Machine
Emomelon Days

Actually Ironic

Actually Ironic
With a few minor lyrical changes, Alanis Morrissette's song Ironic is actually ironic instead of just coincidental. Take that, 1995! (Video via College Humor)

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Purple Shades, Blurry Sides
Ode To Saturday Mornings
Paris Hilton Raps, Universe Implodes

Sexy Costume Warehouse

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

People are likely figuring out Halloween costumes for next week, but there really is only one choice for women, with some variations: Sexy witch, sexy nurse, sexy 1900 steel conglomerate tycoon and frog. Come down to Nick's Girls's Costume Warehouse and he'll take care of all your sexy needs.

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THIS Is How The World Ends
The ABCs of Horror
It's the Celebrity Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

The Lamp Had It Coming

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Let that be a lesson to all you animated, inanimate objects. I can only imagine the horror show that must have really gone on in the Beauty and the Beast castle.

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Meet George Jetson... And His Secrets
Uncle Scrooge Runs Out Of McLuck
Babe 3: Swine Flu

Meet George Jetson... And His Secrets

Jetsons Theme Song Extended at CollegeHumor.

George Jetson is a bad, bad man. Yeah, that is what you think he's doing to Rosey.

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Cartoons I'd Like to F***
Uncle Scrooge Runs Out Of McLuck
Take That, Dick Tracy!

I'm On Twitter! I'm On Facebook! La-La La La La La

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This parody of West Side Story is the kind of thing that some producer of Broadway will laugh off and then calls the writers a few days later and options it. It would hardly be the worst thing ever made into a musical.

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Lego Silence Of The Lambs
Here Be Anthropomorphic Dragons
Teh Lolcats Theme Song

Spoiler Alert

Watch Spoiler Alert on CollegeHumor
Tell your friends the ending at your own risk. While this might be a touch extreme, I certainly understand the desire to avoid spoilers.

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I Spoil Your Movie
Stop Talking! I Taped It!