They should have Jon Hamm play all superheroes. Also, he needs to have a tumbler in his hand. (Bathamm and Superhamm by Stanley Chow. Prints available.)
You know times are tough when even supervillains like Lex Luthor need a government handout. Who's next, Wayne Enterprises and Stark Industries? I wonder how Scrooge McDuck, Richie Rich and Mr. Burns are faring?