"Living in perpetual fear that your girlfriend could get snatched up and whisked away to a fortress of infernos by some quasi-reptilian tyrant can't possibly sit well." (Brian Altano & Brian Miggels via GameSpy)
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Super Mario Bros: Mario's Mass Grave
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