The ABC’s Of Heavy Metal

Teach your little headbangers to rock and roll all night and spell every day. (By Aye Jay for Nakatomi Stuff)

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SpongeBob's Got Big Balls
Wanted, Dead Or Alive
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Louis Armstrong Death Metal

What A Wonderful World (Death Metal Version)
And I think to myself, what a terrifying world. (Link via Nerdcore)

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SpongeBob's Got Big Balls
Wanted, Dead Or Alive
Raise A Little Hair 

Wanted, Dead Or Alive

I never realized that Bon Jovi's Wanted Dead Or Alive was a cowboy how-to manual, but lunchbreath has set me straight. I always thought it was a revelation about there only being five different hair bands in the 80s and how they just changed their looks and monikers to record a new album: "It's all the same, only the names will change..."

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Raise A Little Hair
Bridge Over Troubled Water Buffalo
SpongeBob's Got Big Balls

SpongeBob's Got Big Balls

I always fill my ballroom/ the event is never small.

Why an AC/DC/Spongebob mashup? I ask you, why not? Happy Labour/Labor Day all!

(Link via Accordion Guy, due to some late-night spelunking through Joey deVilla's site)

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Archie vs. Common People

Raise A Little Hair

If anyone ever wondered what really destroyed the ozone layer, it was hair bands from the 1980s. Don't believe me? Check out the Best Hair of the 80's Hair Metal Bands and look in amazement at how much hairspray must have been deployed for each photo shoot.

Back in those dark days, I started to believe there were really only a half dozen guys playing in all these band. There was almost always a blonde guy and three or four other poodle-permed dude and they would just switch their spandex/leather/demin uniforms and pose for another pic. Only Jon Bon Jovi dared tell the truth: "It's all the same, only the names will change." Which is why he was wanted, dead or alive. (Link via Media-Digest)

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Overkill
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