You’re Only Old Once

"When at last we are sure

you’ve been properly pilled,

then a few paper forms

must be properly filled

so that you and your heirs

may be properly billed."




Dr. Seuss lightens the aches and pains of growing old with his inimitable wit and wisdom. In this new defense against aging, we follow our hapless hero through his checkup with the experts at the Golden Years Clinic.

Here you'll find DR Seuss poems.