Morgan Freeman Is The Boss Of You

While clearly Driving Miss Daisy is as low as a man can get, does inmate really outrank a freed slave? But he made it to God, so I suppose the question is moot. (The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command from Maxim, via JazJaz)

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The Dreaded Double Shyamalan
Cobra Commander Wants You!
Don't Marry Harrison Ford